The Village Voice has the details of an ad for John Kerry to use against Bush about Osama that just could make him win the election.

If you're in New York, previews are now going on for the new political satire show "George Bush is a MotherF***er." which opens September 25 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre at 307 W. 27th St. in Manhattan. Ticket information here. The show will run through the November election.

George Bush is a MotherF***er. What has our President given us besides a failing economy, an ill-advised foreign policy, out of control gas prices and a nation that’s living in constant state of fear? For one, lots of ideas to put together a sketch comedy show. The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, along with Adam McKay and director Jake Fogelnest, presents a new stage revue that won’t tolerate any more bulls**it. There’s just no polite way to put it: George Bush Is A Motherf**ker. Produced by Adam McKay. Directed by Jake Fogelnest.

Congrats to Jake Fogelnest, who is a friend and the immensely talented son of criminal defense lawyer Bob Fogenest, whom we wrote about yesterday for his dedicated and spirited representation of one of the three Americans just convicted of torture in Afghanistan.

Jake has always been one amazing kid. When he was 14, he got his own tv show--it was on Manhattan public access and called Squirt-TV. The show took place in Jake's bedroom and moved to MTV in 1996--where it stayed in his bedroom:

Punk rock legend Johnny Ramone has died of prostate cancer. He was 55. Rest in peace.

A tribute concert and cancer research fundraiser was held in Los Angeles on Sunday to mark the band's 30th anniversary. It featured performances from Los Angeles punk band X, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Henry Rollins and others.

Along with his wife, Linda Cummings, friends including Pearl Jam rocker Eddie Vedder, singer Rob Zombie, Lisa Marie Presley, Pete Yorn, Vincent Gallo and Talia Shire were gathered at Ramone's bedside yesterday.

If you get a chance, go see the documentary, End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones. [hat tip, Jake Fogelnest, who is directing the soon-to-be-released political satire show at the Upright Citizens Brigade, George Bush, Son of a MotherF**er.]

Not good news. Two Americans and a Briton have been kidnapped from an upscale neighborhood in Baghdad.

The three, all employees of Gulf Services Company, a Middle East-based construction firm, were seized from a two-story house surrounded by a wall in the al-Mansour neighborhood, said Col. Adnan Abdul-Rahman, an Interior Ministry official.

Yesterday, three decapitated bodies were located by a roadside near Dijiel which is north of Baghdad. Authorities believe the bodies are those of Iraqis who have been killed but have not released their identities.

The bodies were found Wednesday in nylon bags, the heads in bags alongside them, said Abdul-Rahman said. They were all men with tattoos, including one with the letter 'H' on his arm, but no documents were found on them, he said.

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The Washington Post reports that one of the experts who was asked by CBS to review the Killiam memos says at least one of the documents was faxed from a Kinkos in Ablilene, Texas. Who's from Abilene?

There is only one Kinko's in Abilene, and it is 21 miles from the Baird, Tex., home of retired Texas National Guard officer Bill Burkett, who has been named by several news outlets as a possible source for the documents....Burkett, who has accused Bush aides of ordering the destruction of some portions of the president's National Guard record because they might have been politically embarrassing, did not return telephone calls to his home.

In news interviews earlier this year, Burkett said he overheard a telephone conversation in the spring of 1997 in which top Bush aides asked the head of the Texas National Guard to sanitize Bush's files as he was running for a second term as governor of Texas. Several days later, he said, he saw dozens of pages from Bush's military file dumped in a trash can at Camp Mabry, the Guard's headquarters.

What top Bush aides asked for a file purge?

The Bush aides Burkett named as participants in the telephone conversation were Chief of Staff Joe M. Allbaugh and spokespersons Karen Hughes and Dan Bartlett. All three Bush aides and former Texas National Guard Maj. Gen. Daniel James have strongly denied the allegations.

Dan Rather has acknowledged the possibility that the Killian memos regarding Bush's National Guard service may not be authentic. To his credit, he's willing to shoulder the blame.

"If the documents are not what we were led to believe, I'd like to break that story," Rather said in an interview last night. "Any time I'm wrong, I want to be right out front and say, 'Folks, this is what went wrong and how it went wrong.' "

Rather's doubts stem from speaking with Marian Knox, Killian's former secretary. Knox said she didn't type the memos but they accurately reflect Killian's beliefs. CBS has the details of the tonight's interview here.

Will Rather survive the storm if he was wrong?

Drip. Drip. There are more records of Bush's National Guard service about to be released:

White House press secretary Scott McClellan hinted that more documents regarding Bush's National Guard service may soon be released. Asked whether officials in the White House have seen unreleased documents, McClellan called that "a very real possibility." Other officials with knowledge of the situation said more documents had indeed been uncovered and would be released in the coming days.

Bump and Update: New Orleans catches a break, but Mobile, AL doesn't. The eye of Hurricane Ivan should hit Mobile by early Thursday morning.

Live hurricane bloggers: Weatherbug and Brendan Loy in Mobile and Mike Roetto in New Orleans (via Instapundit.]

Bump and Update: Hurricane Ivan is getting closer. Right now it's headed towards the Gulf Coast. Florida's western panhandle is still at risk. It's expected to arrive late Wednesday.

New Orleans may sink if it gets hit hard.

Great news from John Edwards today: If Kerry and Edwards are elected, there will be no military draft.

During a question-and-answer session, the mother of a 23-year-old who recently graduated from West Virginia University asked Edwards whether the draft would be reinstated. "There will be no draft when John Kerry is president," Edwards said, a statement that drew a standing ovation.

Despite Rumsfeld's statements Bush wouldn't start a draft either, recent actions of the Pentagon cast doubt on that claim. For example, the miltitary's use of the "stop-loss" program has been alleged by many to be a back-door draft. Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.) thinks a reinstatement of the draft is warranted.

Ralph Nader warns a draft is coming....unless he's President, of course. Bills have been introduced in Congress to reinstate the draft...although they have little chance of success. Democratic Underground reports the draft may come disguised in a budget proposal.

But don't take a chance. The safest route to avoiding involuntary induction into active military service is a vote for Kerry-Edwards.

Martha Stewart announced today that she has asked the Court to lift the stay on her jail sentence so she can go in now. I assume that means bedspace has opened up at the women's minimum security prison camp in Danbury....or at a backup suggested by her lawyers, the low security prison at Coleman, FL.

When she gets designated, we'll post the address where you can write her. Also, she can get magazines from publishers. A magazine subscription would probably be a welcome gift, and one she can share with less fortunate inmates.

Work beckons, so here's an open thread. Please don't feed the trolls.

Before discussing the trial and sentence of the three Americans convicted of running a private jail in Afghanistan and torturing prisoners, I'd like to recognize the dedicated work of New York defense lawyer, Bob Fogelnest, a good friend of mine. I wrote about him in April when he started a weblog Mullah Bob, about his journey to Afghanistan to mentor and supervise six Afghan criminal defense lawyers and participate in training programs designed to help improve the quality of justice and bring the Rule of Law to war-torn Afghanistan. This was supposed to be a two month venture, which he did without pay, receiving only expenses.

Bob ended up defending one of the three Americans charged with torturing Afghan prisoners. The men were found guilty and yesterday the Judge sentenced two of them to ten years in prison and one to eight years. Bob's client was Edward Carbarallo, a New York Journalist invited to Afghanistan to make a documentary on America's war on terror.