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Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel

Remember Patricia Tabram, the 66 year old British grandma who didn't go to jail for cooking casseroles with marijuana for her neighbores? The Guardian has an update:

She was rumbled, she says, by a police informer on her street and remains utterly unrepentant. "Cannabis lifts depression! Queen Victoria used it for her period pains!" Now she is hoping to tackle the secretary of state for Wales, Peter Hain, on the electoral battleground of his Neath constituency, on a platform denouncing most mainstream medicine. ... "Since I started medicating with cannabis I don't use my walking stick any more, I don't wear my neck collar, I don't wear my hearing aid."

It hasn't been all roses for her.

In October, she spent two days in London, the first time in months that she had been without her "medicated" meals. and without her pain relief, Tabram noticed she had something of a toothache. The cannabis had so successfully masked the extent of her dental problem, that she had to have all of her bottom teeth removed. Consequently, she now uses cannabis only five days a week, "because I think if I have an appendix that wants to go off it will tell me on a weekend, won't it?"

She's found a new strain of pot to use in her cooking called "organic skunk."

"Before I had the privilege of being able to obtain the organic skunk, I used one quarter of a level teaspoon of powdered fresh cannabis bud. Now I only use five-eighths of a level teaspoon of the organic skunk - that's half of what you'd put in a cannabis cigarette, so I have no way of getting high and it keeps me pain-free for 24 hours."

The Guardian reprints a few of her favorite recipes. She says the best is her chocolate-chip cake. Can the cookbook be far behind?

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    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#1)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 10:53:33 PM EST
    I am happy she is not in pain, but isn't that what bush really wants, police informers on every street in every home and isn't that the thing hitler did?

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#2)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 11:03:27 PM EST
    The cannabis had so successfully masked the extent of her dental problem, that she had to have all of her bottom teeth removed.
    Best argument against medical marijuana I've ever heard. I'm in favor of legal medical marijuana mostly because I'm in favor of legal marijuana. On the other hand, I spend a lot of effort with my doctor trying to avoid medications that dull my mind. What this woman says sounds more like abuse than medicine.

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#3)
    by scarshapedstar on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 11:18:24 PM EST
    Allen- A brit has bad teeth and you blame pot?

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#4)
    by scarshapedstar on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 11:19:19 PM EST
    Well, actually, maybe Allen's got a point, and they're all toking up in the UK!

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#5)
    by chupetin on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 12:33:51 AM EST
    "Since I started medicating with cannabis I don't use my walking stick any more, I don't wear my neck collar, I don't wear my hearing aid." Thats cause she forgot where she put them

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#6)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 03:50:08 AM EST
    She sounds like my kind of girl. Go Granny Go!! Where can I send a campaign contribution?

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#7)
    by dead dancer on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 04:36:50 AM EST
    Where can I get some skunk!

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#8)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 05:56:12 AM EST
    She sounds like one of Michael Moores hoes to me. Lets string up that Pot smokin left wing Commie anti American anti war, traitor Granny! Off with her head! Let's keep her on life support for a hundres years that anti christian, anti life Hussie! Sent her to abu gerub for a little hazing. Let send her back to the arab mooslum piss hole where she came from. Off with her head!

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#9)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 05:57:26 AM EST
    I just received a call from my Nanna. Please disregard everything I just said about her.

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#10)
    by kdog on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 06:32:23 AM EST
    Is she taking on any surrogate grandchildren? Seriously though, what a brave woman, taking all the joking and snickering in stride, and bringing attention to the issue. Three cheers for Patricia!!

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#11)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 06:35:24 AM EST
    ED! You are too F**ing funny!!! kdog... : ) Let's go find her....

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#12)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 11:19:45 AM EST
    A brit has bad teeth and you blame pot?
    thats just ssoooooooo wrong! lol.

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#13)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 11:34:00 AM EST
    I like people who use pot...its great to laugh at how completly stupid they are. (no, I am not talking about SEVERLY pained people...just the idiots who use it for fun)

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#14)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 12:15:22 PM EST
    Todd you take your meds today?

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#15)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 12:50:38 PM EST
    Todd - so you hang out with a lot of stoners straight?? How, um, interesting. ...could someone please get this guy a hobby....

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#16)
    by Che's Lounge on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 01:32:54 PM EST
    Please do not feed the trolls.

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#17)
    by kdog on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 01:34:17 PM EST
    She should run for Parliament, I'd bet she'd win.

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#18)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 02:55:14 PM EST
    I wonder if she's ever gotten wasted and watched the Wizard of Oz coordinated to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon? ...or was it The Wall... I can't remember...damn...I'm hungry - going to make some microwave popcorn!

    Re: Pot-Cooking Granny, The Sequel (none / 0) (#19)
    by kdog on Thu Apr 14, 2005 at 06:05:24 AM EST
    Todd..Having fun is idiotic? I disagree. Have another beer dude.