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After all, when I put sugar in my tea, it does not go away, I expect it to be sweet; direct recovery, 17%; burned/skimmed 8%; dispersed: naturally 16%, chemically, 8% (again dispersed is not the same as disappeared).

But using just 26% residual and skipping over the percentages dispersed and/or dissolved, based on the NOAA figure of 4.9 million barrels of oil released, the residual is about 1.3 million barrels, more than 5 times that spilled owing to that drunken sailor piloting the Exxon Valdez. I wonder if Haley Barbour who compared the oil spill to rainbows and chocolate mouse served as consultant.

The Bad.  The Trustees reported that Medicare will remain financially solvent until 2029, rather than in 2017 as projected in last year's report. The Health Care legislation recently enacted will brings cost cutting measures that will support Medicare.

The Social Security Trust Fund will not be exhausted until 2037, but the administrator said it is not a cause for panic, since after that date the continuing tax revenues will still be sufficient to  pay more than 75% of benefits. And, starting in 2019, the new tax on Cadillac health policies is expected to shift to wages then subject to payroll taxes

Here's a track called "Love Me Tenderly"...check it out, the first verse really gets me.

My baby told me, "Darling if you can't get a pardon, better get a parole"
I told her I'd be out by morning when the sun is down and with the money rolled

In Roseto, Pa., a carnival company closed down a shooter game called "Alien Attack," after complaints and news stories that President Obama was one of the targets.

The black "alien leader" is holding a scroll titled "Health Bill" and wearing a presidential seal belt buckle. He also has antennae and a troll doll with a KISS T-shirt on his shoulder.

The owner of the carnival company, Goodtime Amusements, dismissed a complaint, saying the figure is not meant to be Obama.

"She [a carnival-goer] said she was offended by it. I said if you are, you might want to be. But you're interpreting it as being Obama. We're not interpreting it as Obama," said the owner, Irvin Good Jr.

What really peeves me is the first Big Ten championship game being played indoors.  Wrong, wrong and wrong!

The Bronco's are apparently snake-bit already.  Bad luck or a severe lack of conditioning--either way maybe this will hasten the exit of McDaniels.

Is There A Coup In The Maine Tea Party?

Something weird is happening with the tea party in Maine.
On Tuesday night, Amy Hale -- one of the leaders of the Patriots group -- posted an odd message to the group's website, suggesting that she'd been forced to give up control of the site . . .

I was cornered in the parking lot by 10+ people and told that bad things would happen to me if I did not give them the password and hand over Maine Patriots. Therefore, I no longer have control of Maine Patriots.

Since Tuesday, other tea party sites in Maine have been hotbeds of conspiracy theories and accusations . .

More than half of them have announced that they will not again vote for Obama and wish they had voted for Clinton.  The others are furious.

I just keep confusing them all by pointing out that most of the former Obama fans are accusing him of reneging on matters on which he was quite honest and/or obvious -- i.e., Afghanistan, FISA, etc.  And I just offering my extra HRC buttons, bumper stickers, t-shirts, etc.  

The boyz now for  Clinton now accuse me of not being a feminist! So I just keep putting that where I put their accusations that I was a racist.

I just note that I do not want her on the ticket again, as I do not trust the Dem Party ever again.

Oh my, but the next two years are going to be a mess.  There goes the family reunion again, too, just when it seemed that we could try it again!

-- Levi Lied to My Face
Bristol Palin just told TMZ she is "heartbroken" in the wake of her split with her baby daddy

is there some other part of your anatomy you would have preferred he lie to?

I was thinking about this.  (dangerous I know).
but the whole second girlfriend thing is all the more amazing because of the ratio of men to women there.

The latest census data show there are 114 single men for every 100 single women in Alaska, compared to 86 single men for every 100 single women nationally

it really supports something I heard once that the women there say of the men.

"the odds are good but the goods are odd"

Last week, the Foundational Questions Institute (FQXi) announced it has awarded $2.7 million in grants to 33 researchers to study basic questions in physics and cosmology.

Among the grant winners was surfer/theoretical physicist A. Garrett Lisi (pictured), who made the news last year with an unpublished paper entitled 'An Exceptionally Simple Theory of Everything.' Lisi will get $77,222 to work on his theory, which involves using a recently mapped 248-dimension mathematical structure called E8 to unify all the fundamental particles and forces, including gravity.

Connecticut police say they arrested a man at a management company after he mentioned the shooting rampage across the state that killed nine people and said he understood the killer's mindset.

Fifty-eight-year-old Francis Laskowski of Derby was charged with breach of peace Wednesday after making the comments while working at Fusco Management Co. in New Haven...

...Laskowski told The Associated Press on Friday that his comments were blown out of proportion. He says his arrest was "ridiculous" and he didn't make any threats..