(1) She has a temper tantrum over the lack of fresh ice and Perrier in her dressing room, and throws an inanimate object at her personal assistant before storming off the set of a photo shoot, prompting the assistant to press civil charges that are quickly resolved in an undisclosed settlement brokered by Gloria Allred;

(2) With Hollywood beckoning, she inexplicably shares top billing with either Vin Diesel in a forgettably cheesy action caper with lots of car chases and explosions, or with Josh Hartnett and Kate Hudson in a terminally unfunny romantic comedy that gets its few laughs with the on-screen antics of a cute small dog, and then announces pretentiously to US magazine that she'd like to work with Lindsay Lohan and Kiefer Sutherland in a Broadway revival of Lillian Hellmann's The Children's Hour;

(3) On a pharmaceutically-induced whim amid a whirlwind trip to Vegas, she marries either a notorious womanizing svengali figure who's at least 25 years her senior and who publicly dumps his longtime 40-something actress-girlfriend for her, or a gay / bi pop star whose sexuality is an open secret to practically everyone in America but her; or

(4) She's arrested by police in suburban L.A. after a short car chase for running a couple red lights, driving without a license and DUI - with a real shot at supermodel immortality if the arrest occurs in Beverly Hills after a spat with her svengali spouse who expresses his concern over her increasing fondness for nose candy, or in West Hollywood after she catches her pop star husband kissing and groping another man, who ironically had only hours earlier turned her down when she tried to hit on him at a party.

shorter version 70% chance she will run for the nomination.

"quite dangerous"