Tony Snow, Helen Thomas and the Princess Bride
Is James Taranto serious? Yesterday he railed on Helen Thomas.
The Crazy Old Princess Bride in the Attic
From yesterday's White House briefing with Press Secretary Tony
Snow:
Helen Thomas: Why did the President pick a man [Karl Zinsmeister] who is so contemptible of the public servants in Washington to be his adviser--saying, "People in Washington are morally repugnant, cheating, shifty human beings"? Why would he pick such a man to be a domestic adviser?Snow: You meant contemptuous, as opposed to contemptible, I think.
From "The Princess Bride" (1987):
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. . . .
Vizzini: Inconceivable. . . .
[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
In all seriousness, given how much trouble she has with the English language, what is Helen Thomas doing in the White House?
A more appropriate question in that regard would be what is George W. Bush doing in the White House.
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