Stupid Criminal of the Week
by TChris
Christopher Lame of Des Moines believed he didn't get one of the tacos he ordered at a Taco Bell drive-through. He entered the business to complain, but the woman working at the drive-through told him they were closing. Lame responded by pelting her in the face with a chalupa. He's now charged with assault, having avoided the greater charge of assault with a deadly chalupa.
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