Killington Wants Out
by TChris
The citizens of Killington, Vermont are mad as hell and they aren't going to take it any more. Killington intends to secede.
Will it become the Sovereign Nation of Killington? Sorry, no. Will it become the State of Killington? No, this isn't a revolutionary or civil war. The good people of Killington just want to redraw the boundaries to slide Killington into its close neighbor, New Hampshire. New Hampshire, Killingtonians believe, is a more tax friendly place.
It is unclear whether anyone has suggested to the residents of Killington that they could simply move to New Hampshire. It would seem a lot easier than redrawing all the maps and republishing all the zip code directories.
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