2004 Survival Gear
Found over at Lucas Doolin's Deer Camp:
Hope everyone is prepared for the coming year with the proper survival gear:
- Five rolls of colored duct tape (red, orange, yellow, green, blue)
- One copy of the "World Almanac" to keep in your car
- One copy of Edward Abbey's "Hayduke Lives" to put in your carry-on baggage when you fly
- Piggy bank, for saving your new Reagan dimes
- Ann Coulter action figure
- A good supply of Oxycontin, to take while you listen to the Rush Limbaugh Excellence in Broadcasting Network
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