Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread: On the Cover of the Rolling Stone

Look who made the cover of Rolling Stone -- Snooki. The interview is filled with Snookisms. For example, on the cover picture of her sitting on a rocket:
"Vinny definitely compares to the rocket I sat on," Polizzi said of her co-star, with whom she's shared some, er, intimate moments on the show. "I would probably call that rocket Seabiscuit because that's the same size as Vinny's ding-dong."
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On filming Jersey Shore: It's like prison with cameras:
Being filmed 24/7 is incredibly stressful. "It messes with your head," Polizzi says. "That's why we go crazy. That's why we fight with each other. That's why we drink. We're living in a house for two months with that sh*t. We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras.
On her future plans (aside from Jersey Shore spinoffs):
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions...I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?"
You can watch the video of her photoshoot here. Catch her eating a pickle wearing only a barrel:

Here's Dr. Hook and On the Cover of the Rolling Stone:
I'm sure there are more important things going on in the world today than Snooki and Rolling Stone, but we're busy at work, so here's an open thread to discuss them. All topics welcome.
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