The Ivy-League Diet
"Excuse my humble self for disturbing your Lordships," I groveled, "but would you please be so kind as to explain the "Ivy-League Diet" that I hear so much about on TV?"
Larry Summers graciously replied.
"It's very simple. We shit on the economy and you eat it."
"Harharhar!!!" said Paul Volcker.
"Harharhar!!!" said Tim Geithner.
And even my humble self joined in the merriment.
"What are you laughing at?" said Larry Summers.
"Nothing, your Lordship," I replied. "Enjoy your soup."
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