My RNC, so far

It's not so much free speech under attack, as Freedom of Assembly.

Working solo, I've been able to fly signs right up to the gates where the delegates are searched before entering Excel. Anything that appears to be a group over 5, however, gets excluded from the perimeter.

Easiest access is by taxi. The police stereotype of bad demonstrator has you entering on foot.

During Mondays brawl by the river, I was directly behind the National Guard line, posing with my "This is a test of the Emergency Free Speech System" sign. The only police interference with my activity was an admonishment to "wait for the walk sign."

Tuesday, Vermin Supreme and I worked the line of delegates awaiting searches. Vermin had his everpresent bullhorn. "To assist in the process, please remove your shoes. Then drop your pants and spread your cheeks for the rectal probe. President McCain asks that you retain this position for the next four years."

I was upstream, at first flashing a "STOP GOVRERNMENT SPYING" banner, then riffing with Vermin. "You folks look like you're here for a funeral. Where's the Republican Team Spirit?" Vermin would then try to lead them in a cheer. "When I say 'John', you say "McCain. Got it?" JOHN... silence. JOHN... silence.

Whenever a delegate grinned at our antics, I'd point him out. "That one smiled. He's an infiltrator. Waterboard him."

I had the exiting delegates to myself. "Funeral's over, time to liqour up!"

St. Paul's daily, the Pioneer Press, used my "Emergency Free Speech System" banner in their editorial recapping Monday's big Peace March, May we never take freedom for granted

Dkosser norahc will be taking the banner bedecked rented houseboat back on the river today.

We've got permits for Ecolab Plaza, and I'll be camped by the MSNBC space in Rice Park, right by the Excel entrance. There's a blogger space in Golden's Deli, 4th and Wall at the East edge of downtown. Now that I've found it, I'll post more often.

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    Escaped to Wisconsin. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
    by Ben Masel on Fri Sep 05, 2008 at 02:54:02 PM EST
    My Thursday sign: "This Party is SO over."

    Caught Mitt Romney entering the hall, "Second Biggest Loser" He couldn't help asking "Who's the Biggest?" "Giuliani of course." He choked, trying to suppress laughter.

    Thanks for coming down (none / 0) (#1)
    by reslez on Thu Sep 04, 2008 at 10:37:12 PM EST
    to the Twin Cities and representing. The Right to Assembly appears to be under severe assault.

    Nicely done Ben (none / 0) (#2)
    by Lahdee on Fri Sep 05, 2008 at 11:46:46 AM EST
    Glad to see you survived the mourning.