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Hillary Plays Flight Attendant to Traveling Press

If you thought Hillary Clinton doesn't have a sense of humor or takes herself too seriously, think again. Taking the role of flight attendant on "Hil Force One" from Las Vegas to Reno, she told the press corps on board:

"My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board," she said. "FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about me.

"In a few minutes, I am going to switch off the 'Fasten Your Seat Belt' sign. However, I've learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it — so you might want to keep those seat belts fastened.

"And in the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire.

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She closed with:
Once again, thank you for joining us on Hil Force One. We know you have choices when you fly, and so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate.
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    Of course. (5.00 / 1) (#1)
    by Quaker in a Basement on Wed Jan 16, 2008 at 07:33:29 PM EST
    Clearly, this indicates that she's too calculating. Or something.

    If not Hil-arious, at least funny...good move. n/t (5.00 / 1) (#3)
    by oldpro on Wed Jan 16, 2008 at 07:40:11 PM EST


    Heehee.... (none / 0) (#2)
    by Angel on Wed Jan 16, 2008 at 07:36:01 PM EST
    I love it!  Go Hil!

    What I would have said as well (none / 0) (#4)
    by chemoelectric on Wed Jan 16, 2008 at 08:48:41 PM EST
    I would have added, "Oh, and Air Obama said they think you guys look like dorks."

    This Hillary I LIKE (none / 0) (#5)
    by kovie on Thu Jan 17, 2008 at 01:08:46 AM EST
    Now why can't she stick to being this person and stop trying to be that other, less appealing Hillary? When she's confident enough to be herself (and I suspect that this Hillary is truer to character), she absolutely SHINES.

    because (none / 0) (#8)
    by Judith on Thu Jan 17, 2008 at 01:29:57 PM EST
    there are serious isseus to address and she takes them seriously.  Why does she have to be cute with the press to get you to like her as a potential President?

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    This is not about being "cute" (none / 0) (#9)
    by kovie on Thu Jan 17, 2008 at 01:36:06 PM EST
    or even likeable but about being human and decent. When she sends out surrogates to smear Obama racially, it's neither. When she lies about his social security proposals, it's neither. When she votes for a war based on political calculations, it's neither. But when she lets down her guard and does these sorts of things, she opens a window to her more human and decent side. I just wis