The GOP Talking Dolls
Introducing the new line of GOP talking dolls. All you have to do is yank their pull string.
The Rudy Guiliani Doll - You pull his string and he keeps repeating "9/11, 9/11, 9/11".
Accessories include cocktail dress and makeup if you want to see Guiliani in drag.
The Mitt Romney Doll - You pull his string once and he says "I'm for it." You pull his string again and he says "I'm against it." What he says is dependent on who his audience is.
The John McCain Doll - You pull his string once and he says we should stay in Iraq. Pull his string again and he says we should then bomb Iran. Pull his string a third time and he says we should retake Saigon.
The Joe Lieberman Doll - He is technically not a member of the GOP but he acts like one on tv. You pull his string and he says whatever George Bush just said. Just as Barbie had her Ken, George Bush has Joe Lieberman.
The Main Stream Media Doll - You pull his string and he repeats George Bush's lies.
Not only do these dolls walk and talk but they also start wars, destroy civil liberties and bankrupt our country.
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