Brown Drinks Margaritas as Evacuation Continues
Having demonstrated his complete incompetence at yet another job -- this one a bit more important than heading the International Arabian Horse Assocation -- Mike Brown will go home and treat himself to a margarita.
"I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife and, maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff margarita and a full night's sleep. And then I'm going to go right back to FEMA and continue to do all I can to help these victims," Brown said.
Poor Brown can't get a good margarita in New Orleans. Brown denies that he's being demoted. The denial seems true; he's being hidden instead.
Brown, lambasted for the government's sluggish response to the hurricane, said he would remain as FEMA's head, directing the agency's nationwide operations out of Washington.
Since 9/11, the president has wanted us all to be afraid of terrorists. In reality, we should have been afraid of Mike Brown.
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