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A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Dude... how much water did you drink?!!"

[hat tip to WR and JB of Lousiana]

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  • Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#1)
    by Kitt on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 11:10:48 AM EST
    YAA! I so understand! (Bygone days, though)

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#2)
    by Che's Lounge on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 03:40:01 PM EST
    LOL... I don't get it.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#3)
    by John Mann on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 04:06:27 PM EST
    Che - the koala thought the lizard had grown to crocodile size. Have another hit.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#4)
    by Che's Lounge on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 04:28:10 PM EST
    Sometimes my attempts at self deprecating humor do not translate well.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#5)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 04:38:19 PM EST
    "Have another hit"...of fresh air. (Quicksilver Messenger Service)

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#6)
    by John Mann on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 04:47:59 PM EST
    Sometimes my attempts at self deprecating humor do not translate well.
    Almost as badly as my understanding of them.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#7)
    by Kitt on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 06:47:38 PM EST
    Have another hit"...of fresh air. (Quicksilver Messenger Service)
    What!? Are we all old! It's like the commercial with Dennis Hopper - something about our generation not going out quietly. Shuffleboard! I'll be shuffling with my front-wheel walker with Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, & the Doobies on my iPod.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#8)
    by Edger on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 07:45:17 PM EST
    I'm moving back to 1977 as soon as I remember why... oh yeah, there was a girl 'named' lizard around back then...

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#9)
    by Kevin Hayden on Sun Oct 15, 2006 at 12:35:24 PM EST
    You've gone one toke over the line, Jeralyn. I'm gonna report you to Panama Red.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#10)
    by Che's Lounge on Sun Oct 15, 2006 at 05:17:04 PM EST
    This thread went up in smoke.

    Re: Saturday Funnies (none / 0) (#11)
    by Edger on Sun Oct 15, 2006 at 05:56:14 PM EST
    Pretty far out koala, though.

    One Of The PHUNNIEST Things I Have Ever Read (none / 0) (#12)
    by Anonymous Hero on Mon Oct 16, 2006 at 01:59:17 AM EST
    F***ing HILARIOUS !!!

    I Almost Shat Myself I Was Laffing So Stinkin' Hard !!!

    goodgawd !!!

    Great Graphics !!