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It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone

With very little fanfare Friday, the Justice Department statues were returned to their former glory.

Spirit of Justice, with her one breast exposed and her arms raised, and the bare-chested male Majesty of Law basked in the late afternoon light of Justice's ceremonial Great Hall.

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  • Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#1)
    by Darryl Pearce on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:31 PM EST
    Ah, the world's a little less absurd.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#2)
    by Che's Lounge on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:31 PM EST
    That pic is right out of "Plan 9 From Outer Space".

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#3)
    by scarshapedstar on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:31 PM EST
    The terrorists win.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#4)
    by DawesFred60 on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
    Is that insane or what? or are we becoming a militant muslims country? or something like that? but the fun thing is the words spirit of justice, bush "got to cover that one up", after his high court just jumped into bed and on the mattress about government having the right to take a person home away for business reason's and making money on the side, if you get what i mean? but one breast i want both out in the open..good god help! remember the time to start fighting the nuts is coming people.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#5)
    by SeeEmDee on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
    (Caption) 'An' I 'specially like them when they're as big as grapefruits."

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#6)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
    Ah, Freedom, suckled on the aluminum breasts of Justice...

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#7)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
    I must admit Lady Justice looks pretty darn hot! No wonder Ashcrack covered her breasts.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#8)
    by desertswine on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:32 PM EST
    The blue drapes were just a symptom of Ashcroft's burning disease.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#9)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:33 PM EST
    One breast exposed? I don't know, I clearly see two "boobs" in this picture.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#10)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:33 PM EST
    I don't understand Ashcroft, an apparently heterosexual man who DOES NOT want to see a naked breast??? He is an enigma! I have never met a straight man who didn't want to look at every breast that he could.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#11)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:33 PM EST
    Fernia, It's not that he doesn't like seeing them, he loves that. What he doesn't like is for everyone else to see the bulge he gets every time his beady little eyes fixate on those big, bare breasts.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#12)
    by jimcee on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:34 PM EST
    Most guys like tits, enough said.

    Re: It's Official: Ashcroft Is Gone (none / 0) (#13)
    by Talkleft Visitor on Sat Dec 17, 2005 at 01:00:34 PM EST
    This just proves that Ashcroft's tenure and administration was really a "bust" The Rev.