2004 Survival Gear

Found over at Lucas Doolin's Deer Camp:

Hope everyone is prepared for the coming year with the proper survival gear:

  • Five rolls of colored duct tape (red, orange, yellow, green, blue)
  • One copy of the "World Almanac" to keep in your car
  • One copy of Edward Abbey's "Hayduke Lives" to put in your carry-on baggage when you fly
  • Piggy bank, for saving your new Reagan dimes
  • Ann Coulter action figure
  • A good supply of Oxycontin, to take while you listen to the Rush Limbaugh Excellence in Broadcasting Network

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