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So, What's wrong with Pennsylvania food? (5.00 / 0) (#72)
by scribe on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:24:08 PM EST
Seriously.

You know you're in Pennsylvania when:
 - seven sweets and seven sours comprises a balanced diet;
 - chow-chow is a favored side dish in the diner;
 - apple butter and cottage cheese is also a diner side;
 - pickled cantaloupe is a treasured delicacy;
 - sausage forms one of the four basic food groups;
 - you can tell which meal it is, by what is served with the scrapple;
 - dunking anything into your coffee is not only accepted, but expected;
 - donuts are properly known as fastnachts;
 - your waitress comments intelligently on the distinctions between the chef's wet bottom and dry bottom shoo-fly pies;
 - hot bacon dressing is the house's salad dressing;
 - there's first breakfast and second breakfast.

And, oh, yeah.  You work so darn hard, you're still skinny even after eating all that and more.

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Don't forget... (none / 0) (#107)
by MileHi Hawkeye on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 02:59:08 PM EST
Tasty Kakes and Wise potato chips!  Oh, and the pretzels too...

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