You know you're in Pennsylvania when: - seven sweets and seven sours comprises a balanced diet; - chow-chow is a favored side dish in the diner; - apple butter and cottage cheese is also a diner side; - pickled cantaloupe is a treasured delicacy; - sausage forms one of the four basic food groups; - you can tell which meal it is, by what is served with the scrapple; - dunking anything into your coffee is not only accepted, but expected; - donuts are properly known as fastnachts; - your waitress comments intelligently on the distinctions between the chef's wet bottom and dry bottom shoo-fly pies; - hot bacon dressing is the house's salad dressing; - there's first breakfast and second breakfast.
And, oh, yeah. You work so darn hard, you're still skinny even after eating all that and more. [ Parent ]
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