I have only been able to retrieve a few bits so far. As I recall, it was lyrically pretty plain, with most if not all verses consisting of two lines repeated, starting with:
There was a man who came around To see what there was to be found (2x)
He came upon a stylish place And entered in with modest grace (2x)
He looked the menu through and through To see what fifteen cents would do (2x)
The only thing 'twould do at all Was only one, just one, fishball (2x)
Middle section bears considerable resemblance to yours, with waiter bellowing down the hall, repeatedly shaming the man. Fishball has a grimmer ending than yours, however:
The poor old man he went outside And shot himself and slowly died (2x)
I first learned about "one meatball" about ten years ago during a criminal defense lawyers' dinner when one of the New York lawyers went on and on about it, including the lengths he went to to track down Baby Jane Dexter because he was so blown away by her version. He even sang the song. This lawyer is a great story teller and he packed so much emotion into his story and singing, I felt like I was watching a movie from the depression. I never forgot it. About a month ago, something reminded me of it and I started searching for a version to download to my iPod. Ann Rabson's was the only one available, but I learned a lot from Google about the song and Baby Jane Dexter.
Re: story telling. This lawyer really has the gift. At another meeting, in Lake Tahoe years earlier, he told me a story about Ethel Rosenberg (of Ethel and Julius) walking her child in a baby carriage. She was a very uncomfortable new mother. It was so vivid, it was like I was there and I never can hear her name now without thinking of her pushing the baby carriage as he described. I asked him how he knew all these minute details, and he said he read them in a book. I wish I had those story-telling skills. [ Parent ]
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